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The Objective Incorrectness of Ketchup on French Fries

Look, we can beat around the bush here, but of all the condiments available to pair up with French fries, ketchup on its own is just… not it. The definitive ranking of condiments for fries is as follows: There’s nothing wrong with ketchup, but let’s not pretend that it’s something it’s not. Ketchup is a […]

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Stop Putting Too Many Ingredients on Pizza

The Topping Law of Pizza: a pizza shall have no more than 3 toppings to achieve maximum goodness. I know, I know, everything in that toppings list looks delicious and you haven’t eaten all day and you’re starving, but please — I beg you — stop overloading your pizza. It might sound good to have […]

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